Privacy?

Today I found myself with a lack of privacy. Oh wait. That would be a normal day around here. I had a little visitor as I was finishing up in the bathroom. No, I don't lock the door. Just at that perfect moment when you stand up to pull up your underwear the door popped open. I know J had maybe a millisecond but apparently it was enough time to do a quick observation because he said, "Uh oh. Wienie go?" In my quick millisecond I said, "It broke." And that was the end of that.