The summer is coming to a close and as frustrated as I am some days with the bickering and refereeing, there are times that the boys are quite funny. Funny because the stuff they come up with is just silly and funny because...oh man...because I think they've heard some of it from someone else in the family. Here are a few funnies...
"Mom, I'm just not a big fan of the circus." (Um, really? You've never been.)
"Mommy doesn't have a job. She just sleeps, eats and sometimes goes to HEB." (Riiiiight.)
"J doesn't have any teeth...I don't have any teeth either." I said, "Oh really? Then what are those white things in your mouth?" He smirks and says, "They're nuts." *Snort* "Ok, son. Go brush your nuts."
"I don't like the sun. Shade is mo bettah."
"Seriously?! That's crazy!!"
"Beans, beans the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot then you'll feel better. So eat your beans at every meal."
"Is brother ok?" "Which brother?" "Um. Baby Other Brother." "Oh! B.O.B.? Yeah, he's fine."
"Girls don't have weenies. They pee out their butts." (Yes, I overheard this one as I walked past the bathroom and they were getting ready to shower. We'll have an anatomy lesson...some day.)
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