So it has become apparent that little A is a boob man. It didn't bother me when he was little, but now the kid KNOWS what he's doing. Every morning I carry him from his crib to the kitchen table. And every morning I'm greeted with a morning nipple pinch.
Today I tried really hard to correct him on the way in the preschool building to get Z from his class. He's getting heavy so I had him propped on my hip. That little outside hand was cupping my boob. I tried to push it away, and he put it back. I brushed it away, he put it back. After three brushes I looked at him, he gave me a grin and a giggle and put his hand back!!
When we made it to Z's room I flipped him to the other hip so I could sign Z out. I thought that would do the trick because he was holding a little car in that hand. No! The kid moved the car and cupped again! A mom was standing in the class waiting to get her son. She giggled and said, "He's cupping your breast." I told her what had just happened and thanked her for encouraging him. She found that incredibly funny.
It's obvious now that they are born with it, but why in the world are men drawn to boobs?!?!
2 comments:
Thanks for the laugh before heading to bed. I don't have any suggestions sorry.
You just crack me up! Maybe try two cars next time? Thanks for the intimate details...I will be sure to let Chris/Court to watch out for A these days! Thanks for sharing!
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